ISSUE #77
- LAST ISSUE! All of us here at Chronicle headquarters were puzzled to see the Hobo
hang around ALL summer long. No wandering off without telling anyone
were he was going. No long drives to nowhere. No wild ideas about how to
save the world. Nope. Mostly he just drew and wrote about summer in
Joseph. You'd see him heading up the river with a fishing pole, just as
the sun was melting the dew. Or riding his bike down back roads, alone.
When asked what he was up to he'd just look off in the distance and
mumble something about finding zen like moments in each passing day. One
late night around the campfire we did get him to open up a bit. He
became animated and spoke of how his life was now truly at a turning
point. That he was finished completely with creating the Moonlight
Chronicles. That is was time to wait quietly for the next big idea to
present itself. He talked of how all the things you see are really just
lines, connecting to other lines and that in the end, everything is just
a long line. Sounds to us like he either is still very interested in
drawing or gone nutty from riding too many big waves. Whatever the case
you better keep an eye on his website. You never know what that guys
gonna do next. $5.00 Available as eChronicle ONLY (Use Buy Now Button) |
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ISSUE #76
- After 10 long months of futile searching we finally located
our waterlogged Hobo. He appeared late one evening dragging 2
surfboards and a big knapsack up the narrow road to Joseph. He was dark
brown and weathered as an old barn door. His sandal clad feet were
calloused and bandaged. When asked where he'd been all winter and why
he hadn't written or called home he mumbled "the waves," and "they
wouldn't let me leave," then pulled out a ragged notebook filled with
sketches and messy writings. We got him all cleaned up and fed and
discovered that the notebook was actually a rough draft of Chronicle
76! He'd been haphazardly filling it with all his far flung adventures
since august of last year. Now he's back in the meadow, mowing the
grass, running in the green hills and sitting in his sauna. There's a
faraway gleam in his eyes. Sometimes he whispers "They were so
beautiful, all those rolling waves..." We found a note he'd been
working on in his studio. It said: WILL BE GONE SOON. CALIF SURF OR
BUST..... |
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ISSUE #75 - Summer
wanes here in the eastern Oregon mountains. All is calm.
There are no floods, fires, tornadoes or hurricanes in the vicinity.
Yes, the economy does seem to be in a shambles, but for us hobo types,
that is of no concern. Seems that the entire world and all it’s hapless
consumer inhabitants have come to a crossroads. Let’s hope that sense
can be made of the monumental mess and that us humans can come to
realize that all our excesses are to blame. That just maybe we all need
to lower our expectations on just how much like kings and queens we get
to live, and still have a planet that’s inhabitable. That sending all
our jobs overseas so that huge corporations can show more profit, means
no jobs at home. Daa. That’s how it looks from here at Hobo Hill
anyway. Stepping off the soap box, I will now get to the business of
telling you what is in this here Silver Anniversary issue.
Home
from the winter of surfing in Hawaii, the Hobo has been enjoying his
super simple, peasant like existence in his much loved meadow. He took
a river trip in May, went to the Oregon coast to celebrate daughter
Shilo’s birthday and tried the freezing surf. (It sucked). Then got a
job collecting native grass seed in the mountains(Super fun). And
generally had a blast swimming in the lake and mowing down all that
tall grass in the meadow with his trusty scythe. He got featured in
several prominent publications, (Surfer’s Journal, National Enquirer),
but still thinks the coolest thing ever is just sitting quieting in
some corner sketching something that no one else sees. And fishing.
Come November he will once again be flying to an outer Hawaiian island
to see if he can ride more of those rolling dreams. Don’t expect to
hear from him until next summer when he will once again return to the
mountains to print up stories and drawings of that grand adventure. |
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ISSUE #74
- How big are the waves and where are they is just about all our roving
Hobo seems to be thinking about these days. This issue starts out with
a quick trip to see an old friend in New York City who happened to be
turning 50 and wasn’t too happy about it. So our itinerant vagabond
flew out in late August to calm the guy's nerves and eat some cake.
There’s some drawings of that big city and a few stories thrown down
around them to keep you from falling to sleep while leafing through
those pages. But where the real action starts is when the
Surfmonk
hops on yet another plane heading southwest to the tropical
paradise called Maui. It’s in that no snow zone that he spends the next
seven months working every day on becoming the best surfer possible,
considering his middle age blues and fear of drowning. And as we all
know, the Chronicle pages these days seem to have less and less
drawings in them. He says because his arms are just too tired after
hours spent chasing waves. But it doesn’t take a genius to figure out
that the hobo usually goes headlong into these extreme passions and
ends up excluding all else, until he peaks out, having learned all he
can about the subject at hand. He won’t ever give up till he’s mastered
the craft, be it photography, drawing, raising kids, living super
simple or being the healthiest person on the planet. So let’s just all
give the dude a little space to work through this latest of ongoing,
impulsive, out of the ordinary and extravagant ventures. Soon he will
be coming back around to realizing the ultimate power of living in the
NOW through drawing. And in the meantime, we all get to read about his
many adventures afield. Lets just be patient, okay? |
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ISSUE #73 - Not one
to sit twiddling his thumbs for long, the Hobo spent all of the last 5
months back home in Oregon inexplicably compiling this 100-page
illustrated letter for his tiny following of devoted readers. Polls
have been taken. Surveys conducted. Yet still the populous at large has
no idea why anyone would want to read the journals of this whacked
surfmonk who cares nothing about modern day consumerisms, or living
within the norms of society. Who camps dirtbag style when in Hawaii
every winter, only to return to a hole in the ground shelter on the
bank of a river in Oregon each summer. Oh well. Now his female
companion Lynne has started up a Healing Salve business of her own with
visions of also chucking the whole house mortgage, car payment thing
and going hobo too. In this lively issue you will read of their wild
cavortings up and down the coast of the Golden State in search of
rideable salt water tubes and their commendable efforts at selling tins
of salve in order to buy more peanut butter and to fill the van's gas
tank for the long drive home. Soon the Hobo will be back on that
delicious rock known as Maui to challenge the rolling sea once again.
No one knows where he'll be hiding out, or if he will be concocting yet
another ridiculous Chronicle, or when he may return. It might be worth
your while to stay tuned. |
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ISSUE #72
- Clear last fall our Hobo went missing. Rumor had it that he
had decided once and for all to NOT spend another cold winter in
Eastern Oregon. Some said he had ridden his trike south, just barely
beating the first snows in Nevada. Others had him pegged on a fast
freight train headed for Mexico. But just last week he stumbled on home
to the meadow with quite a story to tell. Apparently last fall he had
packed up his bike and some clothes and flown to the island of Maui
with only two things on his mind. To find a hobo camp there so that he
could finally learn to surf. And that's exactly what he did, and this
Chronicle tells the story of his life altering experiences.
We're just glad he made it home in one piece. |
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ISSUE #71
- As Hobo #1 approached this issue, he had a dilemma. Was he
to simply
stay at home for an entire summer and try to do stories about
backpacking in the nearby wilderness, like a dream told him to do? Or
was he to wander abroad and look for things he had never seen before
while hopping freight trains, riding his trike, and taking short
excursions in his van? Hobo #2 was telling him that staying at home
would be a good idea, seeing how he had lost his lucrative position
with that shoe company and was now eating beans and counting pennies.
This did seem logical, but as we all know Hobo #1 is a rather extreme
adventure sort and finds it very difficult to simply sit around the
meadow, counting his toes. He said that he wanted to still travel
about, but on thin dimes, by pedaling everywhere instead of driving
(that darn gas now eating up hundreds on any trip taken), and he said
he would not ever eat out in fancy establishments or partake of the
comforts of motels along the way. Still Hobo #2 had his reservations,
knowing how Hobo #1 could say these things but in the end come home
sulking with rather large travel bills in hand. So the two got together
and bonked heads around the campfire a bit and came up with a plan.
Hatched it actually, as Hobo #1 would say. Compromised, is how Hobo #2
put it. They danced around there in the fire light and were both struck
practically dead with the exact same idea all at once. Why not do both!
So that is what happened and you can read about it all here in this
fine issue # 71. Hobo #1 and Hobo #2 were both very happy with how it
all worked out. |
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ISSUE #70
- 90 out of the last 97 days the hobo has been at home. Must be a
record.
When asked why he didn't go hop a freight train he said, " Too cold."
When we questioned further as to why his wanderlust seems to be failing
him he said, "There's so much to see and do right here in the meadow,
why leave?" Well.....okay. Luckily we were able to pry his latest
drawing journal out of his muddy hands and we have to say, it's pretty
darn good! With all the talk of the global economic crisis, maybe we
should all be staying home more. Maybe the Hobo's on to something here.
Just take a closer look around where you already are and learn to be
thankful for what you do have. Hmmm. We do need to report that we got
an email from one of Hobo's neighbors who said that they saw him oiling
the chain and airing up the tires on his trike. So we are
guessing
that MC 71 will probably be filed from "on the road." Maybe. |
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ISSUE #69
- That was a close one. Coming off those last four epic months of surf
travel, Mr. Hobo arrived home to full-on winter...and just about lost
it! He quickly decided to quit doing the on-line blog after losing his
sweet contract with Simple Shoes. He quit uploading all those photos to
his Flickr site, feeling burnt out to the max. And believe it or not,
he even had letters printed out to his subscribers saying that he'd had
enough and was going to quit doing the Chronicles! He said he was
exhausted, had lost his will to create, was uninspired, etc. (The ocean
had sucked all other interest out of him.) Then he awoke on March 18th
with an apparently new head on his shoulders. How could he quit doing
his life's work? What was he thinking?! In the meantime he had
assembled this "Looking Back" M.C. with a cool page or two from every
single issue he's ever done. It goes without saying that our hermit has
led a most extraordinary life, right? He has had a totally
charmed
existence ever since starting the Chronicles nearly 20 years ago, don't
you think? So not to worry. While we may indeed see less issues rolling
out of the ole hobbit hole, and notice a bit of a tweak in the
writings, rest assured that the Hobo's still on the job. Documenting
the next gnarly and pretty interesting phase of his outrageous life.
Thank you jesus! |
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ISSUE #68 - Our
little speck of a Hobo does tend to be a rather passionate fellow, does
he not? In 1975 he fell hard for his High School sweetheart, which led
him into a roller coaster relationship that went on, and on, for over
30 years. In 1980 he discovered photography and relentlessly plumbed
that art form for ten, long years, capturing innumerable images of
mysterious days gone by. In 1990 he took up pens and ink with a fever
pitch and has spent nearly 20 years drawing all the 10,000 things of
this fantastic world. Now, on a chance encounter with a sexy set of
Hawaiian waves late last winter, he has plunged headlong into his next
soulful pursuit, surfing! This issue is indeed rare in that it puts you
the reader squarely in on the ground floor of an artist's
uncontrollable muse. Witness how our Hobo is completely taken over by
lusty urges to hunt down waves, learn to ride them and devour all known
current and historical writings on the subject. We see throughout this
100-page journal his unwavering pursuit to learn the many intricacies
of a sport and way of life he has longed to master since childhood.
Plus we also get to see an obvious transition from being the one who
always watched and documented the world from the sidelines, to one who
dives (literally), head first into this new world, thereby finally
becoming the "doer" instead of simply the "watcher." Yet, be warned o
Chronicle fans and brotherhoods of the journaling way, we may indeed be
seeing this Hobo-gone-Surfmonk's greatest passion yet come into being,
wherein he simply lives a true surfer's life with the greatest stoke
possible.... and completely forgets to document his own incredible
journey! |
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ISSUE #67 - All i could
see was bubbles. Salt water filled my ears and nose. Arms
and legs tumbled like some tossed rag doll. I was being beaten and
rolled by a small Pacific Ocean wave. Sand filled all my pockets. Yet
still i came up smiling. Learning to surf was a true luxury. Being
scraped on the coral and thrashed about, just part of the age old
initiation. It was something i had been wanting to do for over a month.
The previous 35 days had been spent pedaling a Terra Trike (www.terratrike.com)
around
780 miles of the Hawaiian Islands. The days came and went like a dream.
Up the steep bumpy hills, over the ancient lava fields and through the
jungles i went. Each night was spent camping in some forgotten patch of
lush greenery. To sleep away the 12 hour nights. (I had forgotten my
head lamp!) There was no radio or T.V. to entertain. I didn't even know
who had won
the election. Pedaling became my mantra. A slim IPOD my only companion.
The air was a perfect temperature. Like one of those best summertime
rides in the evening. Each and every day. Laser-like stars smeared the
night sky, reminding me of our tiny smallness in an immense universe.
It was like a pilgrimage in a far off and exotic land. A long ago dream
finally won. Hawaii calls out to the Hobo now. "We are here," the
islands say. "Let us embrace you again in our warm arms. Forget all
those worldly troubles. All things are as they should be." And i
whisper back, "Soon i will see you again and feel your loving embrace.
After the moon rises and falls ten times. Watch for my return. I miss
you already." |
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ISSUE #66 -
Hobo's got a few questions for
you. Are you really able to make sense of the barrage of information
that is entering your personal
space in these hyperactive times? Statistics show that humans are
becoming more and more distracted by the digital widgets in our lives.
We multitask, and don't really have a full experience of any one thing.
We worry about our in-boxes, who is trying to send us messages, and how
fast can we reply. We rarely get a real connection to nature, one of
the most important healing activities for our species. We worry about
our money and all of our debt. We obsess about our weight, our health
and what we eat. What a crazy world we have created. Hobo practices a
few things that really keep him grounded that you might want to try
sometime. The first one is riding a bike whenever possible. This
connects you back to your childhood and a more innocent time, plus it
keeps you in good shape and makes the planet way more healthy. Second
thing Hobo does to calm his frazzled nerves here in 2008 is sit in odd
places to draw things he is seeing. This is also a very
innocent act and grounds the sketcher to reality in a unique way. By
looking for a
long time at just one thing and making a little picture of it in your
drawing book you will feel a great surge of pure energy. You will be a
happier person. Try it sometime. |
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ISSUE #65 -
Gadzooks! When will the hobo
stop?! Recent sightings had him located momentarily on some crazy
3-wheeled contraption (terratrike.com),
down in Hell's Canyon in 100 degree temperatures. Then we got a call
from a follower in the deserts of central Oregon saying they saw him
camped out with a trike near a red rock canyon. Then no sooner did we
get him logged in and supposedly fixed into Hobo Locator, when we get
an urgent CB radio message from some trucker in western oregon saying
they spotted him speeding down dangerous HWY99 on that trike thingee.
His very own daughter Shilo emailed in to report him visiting in Bend
for a few days then going AWOL after their barbeque. And back in his
home town of Joseph the owners of the meadow he camps out in said they
witnessed a few quick visitations, then "poof", he was gone again. That
was the word they used "poof". So we here at Hobo Central are beginning
to believe (now this may be a shock to some of you), that he may not
really even exist at all! Perhaps he is simply an illusion. Some wild
inspired vision we have all dreamed up and projected out onto our
workaday world. In order to comfort our overburdened selves, our
stressed out minds, that hope and dream to one day, yes, one day very
soon, to somehow be able to bust out, break free of our bonds and be,
well, like free, or at least more freer, if freer is even a word. But
free nonetheless, just like the Hobo is!! Anyway, it's just some crazy
theory Harold over there came up with. He's about 10 days out from a
vacation and says he's totally sick hearing about Hobos many
adventures. But keep sending all those sightings along to us folks. And
someday soon, we hope to one day capture this guy and stop his
madnesses once and for all. |
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ISSUE #64 -
There were just a few pines
along the narrow drive. Suddenly a brown headed girl appeared over the
rocky wall, leading a chestnut mare still hot from a workout. She
smiled and asked in a friendly way if i needed directions. Out past the
trees i could see country folk tending to the long rows of a small
tobacco patch. They were bent near double in the hot sun, chopping and
sticking each large leaf on sharp poles. I grinned and said i was in
search of an old friend. Maybe someone she knew. We proceeded to an old
mansion on the hill to discuss the long lost person. Where he might be
living now. If he was even still alive, as when I knew him many years
before, he was already an old man. The lady's brow was still damp from
the ride. She offered iced tea and little brown biscuits the color of
her hair. I pulled Chronicle 64 from my knapsack and said, " Here, you
might enjoy this. Stories about hopping wild freight trains in the
west, riding bikes in the east and giving up on all heart wrenching
loves. |
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ISSUE #63 -
In this issue we witness new
jarring transitions for
our wanderlustful artist with sleeping bag and pens.
We watch as he pedals his WizWheelz trike down 500
miles of the California coast. We get to witness the
perplexed hobo gone soft after 5 months in his cozy
hobbit hole back home. He stumbles along, loses
things, breaks two derailers through careless riding
on the trike. He has difficulty remembering the finer
intricacies of vagabonding. Big rain storms stop the
trip in Carmel where we see the pedaler bask his
tootsies at a friend's cabin fireplace for over a
week among interesting visitors. One, an owner of the
trike company, who discusses the possibility of
designing a new trike with the hobo! Once arriving by
that mecca by the sea, Santa Barbara, we see him
reunite with his Simple Shoes compatriots and do some
drawings while there. The remaining pages are filled
with overheard conversastions and sketches of all
kinds. C-neutral ideas fill all other open spaces. We
also see Mr. Hobo adjust his own Carbon Zero project
to be a bit more realistic. We will all enjoy this
issue very much. |
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ISSUE #62-
Well it's about time! All that
jawin' about being a
hobo, yet off he'd go in his little 4-wheeled box car
of a van at the drop of anybodies hat! Sheesh. But
then in september he got one of those epiphany type
thingees. He said to himself, "Damn self, you been
spewing way too much carbon in the last 30 years of
your driving life and is'nt it time you hung up your
steering wheel for awhile dummy?" So this issue is the
first of several that will document the hobos
adventure thru Carbon Zero Land. Go ahead and use it
as a global warming primer, Or a manual for how to
treat our wonderous earth. The hobos out pedaling the
biways now and/or walking, So that should get his
carbon karma straightened out. He's struttin' in some
cool new Simple shoes too.
Don't miss any of these carbonless journeys if you can
help it. And turn off the darn lights, will ya?! |
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ISSUE #61-
In mid-August the hobos loaded
their humble possessions in little van and drove all the way across the
land of $4.30/gallon gas, Canada. Along the way notes were taken of
conversations overheard and each evening the notes were written next to
all the days coolest drawings. New friends were made, contacts
solidified. The hobos only stayed in 1 motel along the 7200 mile route.
They showered at truck stops and ate from dumpsters. (Just kidding,
they ate one meal out each day and grocery bagged it the rest of the
time!) Once home a new realization swept over their little brains.
"Let's park that polluting, gas guzzling, global warming transporter
for one year and see what kind of adventures will ensue!" And so they
did, and now they only ride bikes, walk or use buses. Cool huh? |
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ISSUE #60-
On the back cover of this
illustrated journal it says "sacredness is everywhere". That's sort of
a life philosophy I took up when drawing came into my life back in
1993. When you stop to draw things, even tiny things, you look up after
you're done and go, "wow that was a very interesting experience. Sort
of like a trip on drugs, or a satisfying meditation." So then you turn
it over and see this hiker dude on the front cover. That's my sister.
We took her and her son on a long wilderness trek. They loved it. Lynne
hurt her foot. And you see those stamped letters on the cover? I tried
and tried to get them to be all the same density, but in the end just
gave up. And wow, number 60, that's a ton of books man. Something like,
umm, let's see, 100 pages per issue, times 60, ahhh, better get the
calculator out, I flunked math constantly, ya, especially that algebra
crap, damn, I couldn't figure any of that out. So 100 x 60 = wow! 6,000
pages of meandering around the world, whether it be drawing a stink bug
right here in the meadow or hiking in Europe, it's all there in line
drawings and stories. Better get reading! |
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ISSUE #59 -
Right from the get go this is
one rockin' issue. First off you can ruminate on the hobo philosophy
that says Life is Short. Live each and every moment! Then there's the
many adventures. A trip with son Shane to the Oregon coast. A train hop
with Lynne. A bike ride on the snake river. Working for the forest
service in the woods. A 2600 mile cruise in the van to San Diego. Tons
of info on how to lighten your foot print on our delicate world.
Amazing sketches of earth moving equipment by guest artist Ryan White.
An explanation on how to properly eat a cucumber! And info on the Great
Summer Chronicle Sale! Only $3 each. See above. |
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ISSUE #58 -
It's a pretty good question.
Can a person who's dreamed about learning to surf their entire 49 years
actually catch a wave before they turn 50? Come along to the southern
shores of Baja to see if the Hobo's able to pull this adventure off.
And what happens if he does. And the consequences of his actions after
the fact. And when it's all over, what then... Plus, enjoy the may
illustrations and stories about revisiting sunny Santa Barbara where
the Simple Shoe company is located. And then back home again where
there's 3 inches of snow on the ground and chilly temps. Enjoy a trip
to central Oregon to retrieve and old R.V. that Shane and Lynne had
purchased, then back home again for Easter. Whew. These folks do get
around, don't they? |
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ISSUE #57 -
This here tome blew out of the
hobbit hole mere hours before we left these here parts for that sunny
and warm place way down south called Baja. The little pages of this
issue were created one by one, starting in late October. First we went
down to Santa Monica for a Simple Shoe meeting. Then down to Sandy Eggo
to celebrate Thanksgiving with our daughter Shilo. Then we spent
Christmas with Shane back home. He rode a crowded Greyhound bus over
for that. Then I filled the rest up with local sketching and stories by
taking photographs of various things, putting them on the laptop, then
drawing from the screen, inside where it's warm! Very detailed and
interesting pages. |
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ISSUE #56 -
... and then the God of
creativity spoke and said "LET THERE BE PENS". And so pens were born
and human beans began to leave their marks everywhere. Soon after the
same God said, "WE MUST HAVE PAPER TOO". And so it was that paper came
into being. But it was unruled and floated all over the place so God
said "CHANGE ORDER. MAKE PAPER INANIMATE!" and so all the papers of the
world became very still and one day a hobo found a sheet and with a pen
began to make many marks, lots of marks, for over 15 years he made
crazy, scribbly marks and then stapled bundles of the papers together.
And to this day he's still at it. This conglomeration consists of the
2nd part of a big trip he took eastwards all the way around the world.
He saw many things that he wants to show you. Come along, open the
cover... |
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ISSUE #55 -
Whoa! Hobos goin global here
guys! Since getting that digital camera, he's become a regular
photographing fool. Simple shoe folk caught wind of his snap happy ways
and decided to send him around the world to gather imagery for future
projects and to get him out of the office! Two entire Chronicle issues
were filled with this 10-country jaunt that began in London, went up to
Scotland, over in Holland, down to Germany, then Belgium, France,
Switzerland, Spain, Australia, New Zealand and Japan! Whew. All in 60
days people. Calculate that. Hobos learned to move pretty fast, but
still draws lots. This issue takes you on the journey thru Spain, where
he meets up with several Simple co-workers who were sent across the
pond to make sure he wasn't just layin on a beach somewhere with a cool
coke in hand. |
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ISSUE #54 -
Now here's a new theme. Our
nomadically inclined artist heads out across the blue US of A with a
new set of pens and a new Nikon digital camera! See the sites he saw
thru the states of Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana and all the
gulf coast states hit by Katrina. His furthest away from home point was
Miami Florida where he snapped at snapping alligators and visited the
amazing Fishing Hall of Fame. The return home was filled with adventure
as well as he visited long lost friends in Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky
and Nebraska, with a side trip to Mississippi to photograph some Blues
culture, while just barely missing a huge tornado storm that killed
folks just north. Definitely not an issue to miss. |
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ISSUE #53 -
After the new year rolled
around, I read this in Outside magazine:
"If you wait until you have everything ready, every detail dialed, every piece of worst-case-scenario gear squared away, you'll never leave. Instead, learn to master the elusive art that makes adventure possible: the ill-planned, under-financed departure..."and bought a one-way ticket to Mexico City for only $150! Once there I prowled around on cheap buses to far flung places like Oaxaca, Puerto Escondido, Mazatlan and Durango. Staying in the cheapest ($10), most run-down hotel rooms I could find. Eating burritos and fruit from roadside stands. In less than 30 days I easily filled an entire Chronicle issue with sketches and musings from that close neighbor of ours who's exotic lands are just waiting to be explored. |
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ISSUE #52 -
Holy smoke, this issue is all
over and seemingly everywhere. First Dan completes that grueling 6-week
book tour for his new book, then Fall catches him following deer and
watching leaves tumble from the trees back home. In early November he
was summoned by the Simple folks to attend a sales meeting but he
forgot to take any pens and paper, so that trip will forever be
undocumented, which is too bad cause there's the Vegas strip and sunny
beaches and Anders strutting his stuff as a show model! Oh well, the
issue wraps up with a long Christmas drive to the Mexican border and
back, just in time to miss those crazy California floods and be home
for New Years. |
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ISSUE #51 -
And then Gandalf said to Bilbo,
"You don't really suppose, do you, that all your adventures and escapes
were managed by mere luck, just for your sole benefit, do you?" After
finishing these words on the last page of The Hobbit
our simple scribbler let out a sigh and pondered his next trip. This
issue documents Dan's first half of a 6-week Radical
Simplicity book tour, all over the west and clear way out to
Madison Wisconsin where he met the famous Jack of Jacks Shoes. Each
night in a different town, presenting a slide show of the meadow he's
occupied for the last 15 years. After each showing he'd sit to answer
all the endless questions: are you the modern day Thoreau? No, I'm just
a dummy that draws. Why do you live with so little? Because I
discovered that less is more. Why do you live this way? Because I want
to be free... and on and on. Read all about it, Get yours today! |
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ISSUE #50 -
Hey! Here's the 50th issue of
these crazy Chronicles begun back in the cold, cold winter of '92! We
finally located Dan and directed him back home to edit and wrap up the
100 pages of this issue. He had climbed in his van and driven from
eastern Oregon, all the way out to New York City! So this booklet is
all about those crazy days on the road and visiting friends in Lincoln,
Philadelphia, Manhattan, Chicago and Kentucky too. He said he saw some
things that made sense and others that didn't. He drew the Devil's
Tower in Wyoming and met new sketchers that have affected his artistic
path. Not only is he drawing like a kid (see cover) but he also is
trying his hand at detailed and shaded drawings for the first time
ever! Check it out. |
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ISSUE #49 -
Our little doodler finally
escapes from that 2-year cemetery caretaker stint and grabs a bag of
pens, a ream of paper and heads for the hills... and cities and little
towns too. He's studying the many journals of John Steinbeck in order
to learn to write better. He's also visiting with kids and disabled
artists whose work he's trying desperately to emulate. And the Simple
Shoe company moves ever so closer to printing new issues of these
Chronicles so our crazy artist can get back out into the world, in
order to find new truths and beautiful realities. There's a new day at
hand, readers. The monk's ready to fly, to peruse the possibilities, to
go where no scribbler has gone before. In fact, you know what? He's
already gone! |
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ISSUE #48 -
Okay, look. What do you get
when you give a homebound hobo a van and some gas money? You get a gone
hobo, that's what! We really don't know where Dan is. He's not
answering his cell phone, his emails continue to pile up and even Lynne
hasn't seen him in over a month. The scribblers gone AWOL folks! But
wait. What's this package. Ah yes, it's a 100-page storied sketchbook
with M.C. 48 stamped on the cover. Oh, and inside you can see where
he's been all this time. Wow, lots of travelling about, and a trike
ride too. Hold it, what's this. His mom's been in the hospital? And he
went rock climbing with his boy shane? And damn, he even went away
south to visit his siblings in Vegas. There he is riding around in his
brothers Hummer!? You gotta be joking. Hobos don't ride in Hummers do
they? Well, now he's free. He may never come back you know. He always
said he was gonna do this. Man. I wonder where he is now. |
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ISSUE #47 -
Okay look. Dan's out drawing
the ants again, so he wanted me to tell you exactly what this issue is
about. All jokes aside, of course there's some travel pieces, because
as you all know, the M.C. is hitting the road big time this year with
Price's 2-year stint as a cemetery caretaker coming to a close this
spring AND the reunification of a relationship with
Simple Shoes. Yahoo! Lots of hoots and hollers of joy from the peanut
gallery! So, there's a road trip to Portland that includes awesome
sketches by Lynne, a drive to California where Dan tries to secure a
smart car for his travels, plus a sunny outing down to Salt Lake City
to meet up with the Simple tribe at an outdoor retailer show to hand
out Chronicles. But in between all this gadding about, Price spends
time trying to dissect that age-old conflict with his mate Lynne. So be
forewarned. Issue 47 is a bit personal, but interesting. Oh yes, very
interesting. Oh, here comes Dan now. Looks like he got tired of looking
thru that magnifying glass at all those ants. |
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ISSUE #46 -
Hey, here's the next issue. I
wanted to get it out to all of you before Christmas. Kind of like my
own little Christmas present to you out there in the cities and the
towns and even some who live on farms I bet. Yeh, with cows and stuff.
Hey did you know that the scientists are now trying to make a band of
high tensile steel extend from the earth all the way up to the space
station? Wow. So. I've been eating better these days. Yep. Not so much
meat. And the hobbit house is warm, even though it gets below freezing
now. So anyway, here's the latest issue. A real humdinger, if you know
what I mean. Lots of traveling and trippin about. So that's it. I'm
gonna hit the road jack. See ya later. Have a good Christmas and all
that jazz. |
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ISSUE #45 -
Well here's a real good issue
for all you folks out there with the coming of winter blues. Within
these covers you will find bird houses, tipis, salmon, and simple
shoes. Towards the center are trains, travel, workshops, and election
days. Out towards the end are red corvettes, grasshoppers, campouts,
and comics. And quotes like, "Nothing has changed. Everything is as it
was, but is, of course somehow different." Wow. Deep huh? |
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ISSUE #44 -
Have you ever had a publisher
approach you to write a book? It can be a daunting experience as you
wonder in the late nights if you are indeed up to the task of all that
deep thinking and pontification. Last July Running Press contacted me,
and we have agreed that I will write 2 books within the next 6 months!
So in doing research for the first book I came across another lost
diary and would like to share those stories with you in this issue of
the Chronicles. The first undertaking, which I
now have 4 chapters finished on, will be Radical Simplicity.
The second book will be a Drawing Kit and will
tell how it is possible to have your life totally transformed through
the practice of drawing. In the meantime you can be sure that the hobo
will continue to crank out the Chronicles, even
if he has to publish his mothers best recipes! |
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ISSUE #43 -
Hey, hold it. Somebody wrote me
a letter saying they wanted a bunch of Chronicles and I must have had
some sort of brain crash or something cause I had to ask myself, "what
are Moonlight Chronicles"? And then finally it came to me that yes it
is true, I'm the guy that makes these strange little books about
nothing and everything. I thought I was just a sad old groundskeeper,
but then I was reminded that I have a neat family, and a cool hobbit
hole and friends out there in mail land who send me little monies so I
can do these illustrated journals! Wow. That's a pretty good life! So.
Number 43. It's the very first issue to be created from the new studio
that looks like some Inca temple. I'm looking for a virgin to sacrifice
so it's all official and everything. Tell any virgins you know. Thanks.
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ISSUE #42 -
The other day I was resting on
the lawn at the cemetery, up against a big fir tree. I was watching a
black beetle as it careened thru the grass, each blade an obstacle to
overcome. And that beetle crawled all the way over to me and promptly
climbed up on my hand. When I carefully set him back on the ground he
raised his hind end ready to fight with a spray of stink, just like
skunks do. Up in the blue sky, lazily soaring over a nearby field, a
long feathered hawk was being dive bombed by two noisy blackbirds. I
had been spraying weeds all morning with a mixture of lethal liquids.
Sitting there under that tree, I cradled a .22 rifle in my lap eyeing
the nearby gopher holes. If I don't try to control their population the
entire place would be nothing but mounds of dirt. It's a violent world
isn't it? Issue 42 offers a quiet place in these times of strife. Take
a vacation. Read issue 42 today. |
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ISSUE #41 -
Ahh yes, yet another little
booklet has been born, conceived and assembled in the dark recesses of
that mysterious hobbit hole down by the river. In its slightly brown
pages you will see mostly digital photos of the completed Joseph High
School eagle sculpture, a spring break trip with the family, several
guest artists and the latest donated tent being tested in the
surrounding woods. Irrepressible journaler Dan Gregory weighs in with
his endless ideas on sketching. There's cool quotes, cartoons and
enough material to keep you entertained for approximately 5.2 sessions
on the commode or 2 evenings of pre-sleep reading. Orders yours today! |
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ISSUE #40 -
O.K. I'm ready. Here goes.
Moonlight Chronicles #40 is about... umm, let's see... Well, I must
have forgotten what Moonlight Chronicles #40 is about... but, actually
that's a good thing. Cause if I can't remember what I wrote about and
drew, then for sure it's probably good. See, if I had remembered and
could recite to you all the chapter titles and such, then it would mean
I was being too "planned-out", too "anal" about it. The fact that I
don't honestly know what the heck I did in those 100 pages means that
it was all made from the creative, right side of my brain, the side
that doesn't "think" about things. That's where art comes from. If I'd
used my left or logical side brain to make #40, then it'd be really
stuffy and boring. So I'm guessing that Moonlight Chronicles #40 is
probably pretty darn good, but you'll just have to decide that for
yourself. |
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ISSUE #39 -
Hang on to yer panties kids,
cause the hobo's drawing up a storm and trying out a brand new art
form. Writing stories that are longer than one eensie-weensie page
long! Whoa. Just imagine it. Descriptive sentences detailing
fascinating things like: what happened when Shane and his pop rode
inner tubes down miles of open water, all the way to the cemetery.
Plus: the ongoing soap opera known far and wide as "The Dan and Lynne
Show", Episode 276. There's tales of Thanksgiving and Christmas and
snowboardings and reports on the huge scrap metal eagle being welded
together for Shane's senior art project. There's notes from monks,
sketches by poets, drawing rules by a genius and so much more crammed
into those many 100 brown pages that it'd take a damn crowbar to wedge
even one more scribble or tiny word of any kind in there. Ya just gotta
see it. It's one of a kind, never to be found in a Wal-Mart anywhere. |
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ISSUE #38 -
The Lost Journals of
d. price documents the best pages from six recently found
drawing books from the authors blue period in 1998 & 1999. See
never before published sketches! Yahoo. Read scrawlings never yet read!
Ha. Go on a fun trip to Chicago with Price's favorite drawing pal Dan Gregory!
Oh yeh. Definitely an issue you'll want to keep handy for those little
boring moments when life sorta stops and there's absolutely nothing
going on. Don't miss out on this epic tome! (overzealous marketing)
Available for a short time only! (ridiculous hype) The Smithsonian has
requested a copy! (outright lie) God said it's the best issue yet!
(right) |
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ISSUE #37 -
Ah yes, finally. The hobo
artist gets back to doing what he does best, "themeless" issues. Follow
Dan on his serendipitous path to nowhere in particular. Marvel at the
many marvelous sketches by new sketcher Mary B. Check out the wise man
words by Indian writer White Arrow. Be smitten by the galdarned
remarkableness of the zine that contends: It's Not Where You're Going,
But How You Get There and Everywhere Is Somewhere Else. |
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ISSUE #36 -
Hey you, navigators in this way
weird world. A news bulletin flashed across the cosmos recently under
that red, red planet and fullish moon. It read: Monkster and summertime
inner tube paddler d. price has just released his latest illuminated
manuscript that attempts to document the teeny tiny town he lives in
out there in wild eastern Oregon. He spent hours wandering the back
alleys, dusty buildings and deep blue lagoons in search of the hamlet's
soul. Discoveries abound, secrets revealed, and the best hamburgers
were devoured in this summer long attempt to document that elusive and
undocumentable place called "home". |
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ISSUE #35 -
Having rested his tired bum
after that long trike ride, Price got back to work on his beloved Chronicles
and created an issue all about the joys of drawing. Packed with hints
and excercises for those folks in need of a shot of inspiration. This
is the first issue ever printed by Dan's pen company sponsor SAKURA,
who will be sending it out over their retail store and trade show
circuits! Workers of the world unite. DRAW WE MUST! and WE MUST DRAW!
everday, for it is the one true path and one that may save the world...
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ISSUE #34 -
The 3rd and final smattering of
drawings (mostly scribbles) and text about Dan's final 1500-mile leg
through that huge and freezing cold Lonestar State. Read about him
getting stifted by the new Chronicle printer,
crashing on a busy Mississippi highway and camping out with mosquitos
and alligators in Florida. After combating the worst traffic of the
entire ride in Southern Florida, Price pulled into Key West Feburary
13, to be greeted by the patrons of Hemingway's old haunt Sloppy Joes.
He had pedaled some 4,500 miles, then flew home to catch the tail end
of the 2003 snowboarding season. |
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ISSUE #33 -
More Trike Tours stories,
drawings and photographs. This issue documents Dan's trek from Santa
Barbara California, down thru the L.A. jungles, along the amazing
Pacific coastline to San Diego, then east to Yuma Arizona, Tucson,
Bisbeee, El Paso and into the vastness of space called Texas. Read
about his many adventures which include losing a brake on a huge
downhill, getting caught showering in a R.V. park (registered guests
only!) and burning a pile of sticks along the freeway one lonely night
that proved to be the only campfire of the entire journey. |
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ISSUE #32 -
After madly hopping freight
trains, delivering his daughter to college, and going to Las Vegas to
meet up with some trike company owners, Dan went to the Halloween dance
with his partner Lynne, then hooked on a trailer and began the biggest
ever adventure of his life. An 8,500 mile circumnavigation of the
U.S.A. Issue #32 chronicles Dan's pedalling across Oregon to Portland,
down through the Willamette Valley and into the coastal towns of
California where he nearly gets pasted by 2 different automobiles. Come
join the fun! For photos of Dan's tour, please visit www.wizwheelz.com. |
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ISSUE #31 -
Campouts, cookouts, 4th of
July, a Harley ride in the Midwest with lifelong partner Lynne (no
arguments, I promise!), mountain bike rides, summited peaks, excerpts
from old Chronicles, a trip with my son to Lewiston
Idaho, dinners and days of serendipity to sooth your weary soul. Summer
2002. |
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